How Much Beer Will Kill You?

HERE’S A FRIDAY DIVERSION FOR YOU.

I like beer. I like tequila.

How much beer or tequila would it take to kill me in a 3 hour period?

The folks at Barstools.net provide a handy Booze Death calculator.

Here are my results.

 1800tequilaIt would take 24 shots of Tequila to kill me

 

 

 

budweiser-bottles-271x300It would take 28 bottles of Budweiser (U.S) to kill me

 

 

It bears repeating the website’s disclaimer:

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. This quiz is intended for entertainment purposes only. In no way do we suggest that anyone actually attempt to test the quiz results. By using this calculator, I indicate that I fully understand that the results of this quiz are comedic, non-factual estimates and that Barstools.net does not guarantee the accuracy of the estimates whatsoever. Furthermore, I agree to hold harmless Barstools.net and any of its affiliations for any actions I might take that may in any way be attributable to my receiving the results of this calculator. I also agree not to, in any way, shape, or form, test the results of this calculator.

Stop by the site and take the test. Feel free to come by and tell me your results. And remember, if you are drinking alcohol this weekend–Be safe.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

UPDATE: JANUARY 2, 2010—BarStools.net now directs to a website about actual barstools for sale. Too Bad.

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