Things Could Be Worse…

You can go to Snopes and see if any of these are true or not; but they certainly put a few things in perspective for me.

Are ya havin’ a Bad Day?

Well, then, consider this…

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of
their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as
to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a
worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of
the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see
for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some
were holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and other holy objects
to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day??

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively saved animals were being released back into
the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day???

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to
jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you’re having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What? STILL having a Bad Day?????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with “Return to Sender” stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Feel Better Now?

Yeah, Not bad.

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