I’m Quixtar DRush (pronounced Dee-rush) and am here to crush the Anti-Quixtar, Commie Liberal Quixtar Critics Cabal. Consider me a cross between Rush Limbaugh and Quixtar’s Rich DeVos. Quixtar Drush is all for MLM competition, but considers parasite marketing to be highly unethical. Quixtar Drush will crush the “Unholy Trinity” and end my crusade of justice. Why is this on my shoulders? Why me? OK, I accept. Lets go. Quixtar Drush over and out.
C’mon guys, it’s April Fool’s Day!