Twelve Days of Christmas / Part One

We’ve all heard it and sang it, but what are the consequences of these gifts?

December 14th

Dearest John:
I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.
What a delightful gift. I couldn’t have been more surprised.
With dearest love and affection, Agnes.

December 15th

Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle doves…
I’m just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.
All my love, Agnes.

December 16th

Dear John:
Oh aren’t you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don’t deserve such generosity.
Three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist … you’re just too kind.
Love, Agnes

December 17th

Dear John:
Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really!
They are beautiful, but don’t you think enough is enough. You’re being too romantic.
Affectionately, Agnes

December 18th

Dearest John:
What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for each finger.
You’re just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, John, all those squawking birds were beginning
To get on my nerves.
All my love, Agnes

December 19th

Dear John:
When I opened the door there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps.
So you’re back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge.
Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can’t sleep through the racket.
PLEASE STOP!!
Cordially, Agnes

The drama continues in Part 2

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